Drug Bust

So to begin, here's some background. I live in the a very quiet town in the state of Utah. As you might have guessed, about 70% of the people are Mormon. Well someone from the 30% that aren't (and don't get me wrong, I love people outside of my religion. My two best friends aren't members of my church and I love them to death) moved into the rental house next door. They happen to be spice (the drug, not the herb) makers. For the past 6 weeks they have gotten their garbage collected and inspected and undercover cops have staked out in my backyard at 11:30 at night to watch their actions. Last night my family hears a "bang bang bang! SEARCH WARRENT OPEN UP!" over the next four hours 15 cops and drug dogs wandered around their house while my mom and I listened and watched from windows trying to not be detected. All I heard was their two kids (yes, the drug makers housed 2 children) talking to the police. At midnight when this whole shebang ended, two guys were in shackles and were driven away in cop cars. The two children went away with one of the regulars over there and the three cop cars, along with about 15 cops drove away. It was a wild night and my family is glad that it happened because we all now feel a bit safer. Today, while my family was walking back from our neighbors (different neighbors and not the drug makers) a lady from over there with a cigarette in hand yells to my parents "My neighbors suck!" Really lady? Really? How old are you? YOU shouldn't have been making drugs in the first place! It's not our fault that you broke the law. Anyway, my parents didn't say anything back, being the good natured people they are. If it was me, I would have said "Hey! Mine too!" or "Not my fault you broke the law" or "Hey lady! Grow up and stop being a boob!" or "You shouldn't smoke, it's not good for 12 year olds." maybe the last one doesn't make a ton of sense, but who cares! Gah. People. It would be great if they weren't all stupid and crazy. That is all! Hope you all are doing well and don't live next to drug makers!
Love yam! (apparently ya is not a word, this is what MS word recommends)
Abby

Summer! with a hint of gospel

So it's finally summer and it has been great! Last Thursday my buds Tad and Alex and I went to Roy to get a burger from burger bar and go to Dilly Dally's to get cheap-o sunglasses. That is the only time I have spent with both of them at the same time in a long while. It was great, but it was different then how I imagined. Life is weird like that. Anyway, I turned 16 since the last time I posted, and I must say, I'm not really good at it. I haven't been on any dates and haven't gotten my license. It will all come in due time though I guess. I also went to EFY during the first week of summer and that was really fun. I my groups name was the will-doers, and we were nuts. It was great. For all of you who don't know what EFY is, it is a week where LDS youth go and learn about the gospel and play games and junk. Here is a link to a website that tells about the theme of the EFY and other things about the Latter Day Saint (or Mormon) church. It's a great religion and it is true and everlasting. So I encourage you to browse and learn and all that great stuff. Have fun!

https://www.lds.org/youth/theme/2012?lang=eng

Best Day Ever

So today was the best day ever. It might not seem like it was, but it was. I took the AP world history test. It was awful and I probably bombed it, but that’s okay! Then I ditched 8th (why would I go after taking that monster test!?) and went home. I then watched say yes to the dress with my mom then got ready to go to my ortho appt. I hate the orthodontist. He sticks his hand in my mouth, and then when he is done he likes to slap my check with his spittey hand. I don't mind my own spit; I just don't like it all over my face... Anyway, when we were leaving we went to our white van and my mom uses the remote to unlock it and it doesn't unlock. We were both like "Crap Crap Crap the battery might be dead." So she sticks the key in and twists it and it still won't unlock. So I run over and try to unlock it from the other door (this door's auto-lock system sucks anyway and usually doesn't lock or unlock) and the car alarm goes off. My mom tries to put the key in the ignition to stop it, when we realize that it's not our car. Our actual white van is two spaces down, unlocked and unharmed. So we drive away super embarrassed to go to the Wal-Mart (yes I shop and Wal-Mart and am not a sexist hick. IT'S POSSIBLE!) To buy hairbrushes (I accidentally dropped my mom's in the toilet on mother’s day and broke my hair brush in half on Friday). We get there and begin to shop because my mom realized that she needed popcorn and jell-o for a co-worker. We get the stuff and then walk past the bra's. We saw a sexy bra on sale and it was my size and cheap, so I said what the heck and decided to buy it. We go to the garden center to check out because it is closest to the van and usually only has cute old ladies checking out items. We get in the garden center with my sexy new bra on top of the toilet paper and I look up and see it is a cute-ish teenage boy checking out. It was awesome. Well that's my day for you.

Love,

Abby

Long Time, No Dig

Sorry! I have been crazy busy and my life has been an absolute mess lately. I feel like I've been punched in the gut a bunch of times and had a dash more of crazy added to my life cereal. So first I have been studying (I know right.) like a mad woman for my ap world test and it is about it kill me. I don't understand how they can take the entire history of the world from the beginning of time until now and condense it into some ridiculous test that I am going to take. I don't have the capacity to remember that much! Second, due to my personality (the fact that I rarely express any kind of emotion and just shove it into a small emotions bottle that resides inside of me) I have an emotional break down every 3-5 years. The past three weeks have been that emotional breakdown. I basically drove all my friends away for some unknown reason and have been a total brat. So if you fall under that category of people I need to apologize to, here it is: I am very very sorry and please still tolerate me. So I have been going through phases of this emotional release starting with and independent and happy phases, led into a phase of utter rage, then to super crazy, then top it off with a whole lot of tears. It’s good to get it all out, but the process sucks. Now I should be good though! So hopefully things will go back to hunky dory right in time for summer! Well, here's hoping. I hope you have had a less hectic and crazy month (has it really been a month?) or so. Here's the best to you!

Mean Mr. Mustard

Ah! I still have a blog I have to post to every now and again! hmmm stories, stroies... Okay I've got one for you. My Drivers Ed teacher is horrifying (if you went to viewmont, you probably know who I'm talking about). On monday I went to school feeling pretty good and ready for the day until I realized that I had brought all of my B day stuff instead of my A day. I had left my Dr. Ed binder at home. I didn't sweat it though, I would just take the notes in my other binder and we would be all good. I went to ap world and biology then to Dr. Ed. Right after the bell rang my teacher said to pull out our binders as we would be having a binder check. I mentally slammed my head on my desk. When he called my name, I sheepishly went up and said in a scared voice "I don't have my binder today..." and he went off "Abby (he always says your name before he gets mad) you need to bring your binder everyday and you know I don't except late work, but if you bring it in on Wednesday, I'll see what I can do." See what he can do? He's the cussin teacher! He can do whatever he want. Anyway, he wasnt there on Wednesday or today so I have to go in tomorrow to talk to him. I'm super scared. I don't think anybody should be able to inflict this much fear into little teenagers. I'm very much dreading it. Oh well, the worst he can do is yell at me and I can handle that. Wish me luck though!

Oh, It's You Again?

Hello everybody and Welcome! So I check my blog and my sister's blog when I'm procrastinating. (www.elleohellen.blogspot.com) I bet you are here procrastinating too! (or looking for your porn site as stated in previous blog posts). I thought I might get you even more off track with all of my favorite waste-time sites! Fun right? Right. (Oh! and it’s in a list!)

1. www.iwastesomuchtime.com
2. www.memebase.com
3. www.dearblankpleaseblank.com
4. www.grouchyrabbit.com
5. www.deargirlaboveme.com

That’s pretty a lot right? Well I have a lot of homework I don't want to do. And of course I do kill a lot of time on all mighty facebook. Yes, I do have a facebook and yes, I am guilty of checking it often. and for all you hipsters out there, we all know that you don't have a facebook just so you can act all above it and all that jazz. Meh, more power to you. Just don't get all uppity about it. Dang hipsters...

20 Years, a Tribute

Okay, so this is a pinch overdue. On March 20th, my parents had their 20th wedding anniversery. And it also so happens to be 22 years since they met eachother. My mom walked into the neighborhood Albertsons and saw my dad and did the whole teenage girl "Dang, he is fine!" and it so happens that one of her friends new the handsome man and set the two up. After that, my dad was over  at her house almost everyday, making her and her friends breakfast and helping my grandma with chores and what not. After two years (to the day) of dating and becoming best friends, they got married. They are such a great example to me of what a great and healthy relationship is. They are the best parents anyone could have asked for. And they made some dang great children. I love you guys so much! and Here's to another 20+ wonderful years of marriage!